Because we're Aussie (That's why)

So again… 
Why would anyone be crazy enough to create a spread that competes against two of the biggest food brands in the world?
Well… We could say it’s because AussieMite is enriched with Iron and B Vitamins never used in other spreads before. We could say it's because we like to support Gene Ethics and a GM-Free world. But you'd probably think we're telling you porky pies.
We could even try to explain that for every jar sold, we offer Aussies free yoga classes. But you would not care. Because you don't do yoga. Maybe you should start. We could just say it’s because it tastes soooo much better. But how are we to know what you like to eat. 
So why?  
Because we're Aussie (That’s why).